If you are one of the lucky folks who have had a chance to visit the little Balkan county of Bosnia & Herzegovina, you know how beautiful it is. The rolling hills, untouched forests, crystal clear streams, delicious food, diverse population, historic sites, and friendly people make it a vacationer’s delight.
Bosnia & Herzegovina does have it’s oddities. It has three presidents and is divided into two sections: Republika Srpska (Majority Serb)is one of two constitutional and legal entities of Bosnia and Herzegovina, the other being the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina (Majority Bosnjak/Bosniak/Bosnian Muslim). The entities are largely autonomous with Banja Luka being the capital of Republika Srpska and Sarajevo being the capital of the Federation.
Enough of the talk, let’s get to the meat of this article. My buddy, Hristof Romanic, made a map of Serbia with funny English translations a few months ago. It went over so well that he decided to make one for his homeland of Bosnia & Herzegovina. It was made to make people laugh and to show some of the funny translations that exist in village/town and city names. We know that more professional translations exist, but this is made for comedic purposes. Grab a coffee, relax and enjoy!
Gornji Smrtići (Upper Death’s People)
Tišina (Silence)
Brčko (Splattered)
Bijeljina (Whiteness)
Ćele (Bald Men)
Bogovci (God’s People)
Brka (Mustache Guy)
Banja Luka (Spa Port)
Pjanići (Drunk People)
Stijena (D. Johnson “The Rock”)
Teslić (Small Tesla)
Tuzla (Here Evil)
Popovi (Priests)
Donja Kozica (Lower Little Goat)
Zavidovići (People Who Envy)
Debelo Brdo (Fat Hill)
Jajce (Small Egg)
Zenica (Pupil)
Ekonomija (Economy)
Motike (Hoes)
Babino Selo (Granny’s Village)
Kakanj (Shi**er)
Smrtići (Death’s People)
Zlosela (Evil Villages)
Dobrići (Good People)
Sarajevo (Sarah Is A Bull)
Rat (War) Ponor (Abyss)
Višegrad (More City)
Pale (Burning) Mokronoge (Wet Legs)
Rujan (September)
Mostar (Brigder)
Kukavice (Cowards)
Male Budalice (Little Fools)
Biograd (It Was City)
Obzir (Consideration)
Mesari (Butchers)
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J. Lazar
May 8, 2017 at 2:34 pm
Thanks for the post, Charles. You’ve made me laugh.
cather76
May 8, 2017 at 11:22 pm
🙂 Thanks for reading 🙂
dronstadblog
August 15, 2017 at 3:01 pm
Hi, I nominated you for the Liebster Award. https://dronstadblog.wordpress.com/2017/08/15/liebster-award-2017
Dick wad
August 28, 2017 at 4:26 pm
You enjoy going out of your way to include Kosovo within Serbia? Insulting all those killed?