Everyone loves to learn a few words in a foreign language! Serbia has some of the most unique swears known to man! They have some UNREAL and DISGUSTING combinations that can make your ears squirm!!!
If you are lazy and don’t want to continue reading this blog post, you can listen to a lot more nasty Serbian swears by listening to my video. Just click “HERE”
My friends tricked last year. We went into a pizza place and they told me to order in Serbian. I said “How the hell do you say PIZZA in Serbian?” They said “when the waiter walks over tell him MOLIM, PUSI KURAC!” I did and the guy looked me like I was a total freak!!! My buddies just laughed!! Serbs can make great friends or HORRIBLE friends!! 🙂
Here are a few of the most common.. I hate to write the translation but I never claimed to be a saint and its part of REAL life!!! hahaha..
*Jebi ga- fuck it
*Jebi se- fuck you
*pusi kurac- suck my dick ..this is very common.
*mrs u picku matrinu- go back into your mother’s pussy- I KNOW, I KNOW!!! I hated to say it!! Its horrible but its a very common swear! I think it loses something in translation!! 🙂
That is enough! There are many, many more that are even more horrid but I feel dirty after writing all of this! 🙂
If you want to hear the correct pronunciation go to Youtube and watch “Serbian lessons”… he will help you sound like a true SERB!!! 🙂