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X-RATED… Open at your own risk! Serbian swears.

13 Jan

Everyone loves to learn a few words in a foreign language! Serbia has some of the most unique swears known to man! They have some UNREAL and DISGUSTING combinations that can make your ears squirm!!!

If you are lazy and don’t want to continue reading this blog post, you can listen to a lot more nasty Serbian swears by listening to my video. Just click “HERE”

My friends tricked last year. We went into a pizza place and they told me to order in Serbian. I said “How the hell do you say PIZZA in Serbian?” They said “when the waiter walks over tell him MOLIM, PUSI KURAC!” I did and the guy looked me like I was a total freak!!! My buddies just laughed!! Serbs can make great friends or HORRIBLE friends!! 🙂

Here are a few of the most common.. I hate to write the translation but I never claimed to be a saint and its part of REAL life!!! hahaha..

*Jebi ga- fuck it
*Jebi se- fuck you
*govno- shit
*pusi kurac- suck my dick ..this is very common.
*picka- pussy
*kurac- dick
*mrs u picku matrinu- go back into your mother’s pussy- I KNOW, I KNOW!!! I hated to say it!! Its horrible but its a very common swear! I think it loses something in translation!! 🙂
*kurva- bitch
*glup- stupid

That is enough! There are many, many more that are even more horrid but I feel dirty after writing all of this! 🙂

If you want to hear the correct pronunciation go to Youtube and watch “Serbian lessons”… he will help you sound like a true SERB!!! 🙂

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34 responses to “X-RATED… Open at your own risk! Serbian swears.

  1. Бранислав

    January 13, 2012 at 12:53 am

    hahahahaaha…great! 😀

     
    • cather76

      January 13, 2012 at 1:15 am

      🙂 hvala puno, brate… thanks for reading!

       
  2. Nikola

    January 13, 2012 at 5:01 am

    picku materinu is missing a idi u, so its idi u (or mrs u) picku materinu so in english that is go to your mothers… or well march to your mothers… but march is like a swear in our language haha

     
    • cather76

      January 13, 2012 at 12:49 pm

      hahahaha… opps.. sorry.. i had to make it short and quick.. thanks for reading…

       
  3. zeljko

    January 13, 2012 at 7:50 am

    trure :-)))

     
    • zeljko

      January 13, 2012 at 7:54 am

      true :-))), j…m ti htc touch screen !!!

       
  4. sherrieeversole

    January 13, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    jebi ti mater? lol

     
    • cather76

      January 15, 2012 at 12:40 pm

      you are learning, Sherrie!!! hahahahahha… thanks for reading!

       
  5. CrownlessPhoenix

    January 20, 2012 at 11:15 pm

    Well,Charles, you know we don’t consider “stupid” (glup) really a curse word, don’t you? It definitely isn’t a nice thing to be said to someone, but it’s not much of a curse word. It’s pretty much equivalent to budala, idijot, kreten… We can do it better, you’ve probably already heard. :S

     
    • cather76

      January 21, 2012 at 4:28 pm

      hahahaha.. da… i thought the same thing when i posted it… but its an important word.. i use it all the time..

       
  6. Ђурађ

    January 30, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Charles,problem about Serbian swears is that you could not even imagine what is the filthness of it. Maybe this is all cute to you,but almost no one of Serbian people don’t know every possible swear on Serbian language.
    Difference between American and Serbian people,is that people from here not only swear when they are angry,but in everyday conversation.
    They swear for fun,sadly.
    Glup is NOT a swear.
    And finally that what you posted here is,shall we say,10% of Serbian swear language.

     
    • cather76

      February 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm

      hey there.. thanks for reading my blog.. you are the best.. i realize glup isnt a swear but added it on their anyway.. i have heard many swears in regular conversation and know that there are many many many ways to swear in serb.. hahahha.. thanks a lot!

       
      • Jamie Grist

        November 1, 2013 at 10:02 am

        Kids at school are saying serbian words and idk what they are but they sound like cudatts and cocoyabbi can u please tell me what they mean

         
    • Dušan

      December 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm

      A ja bi rek’o da nije ni 1% posto ukupno…

       
  7. Ana

    February 8, 2012 at 10:07 pm

    aaaaaaaahahhahahhaaaaaaa, slatko se ismejah!!!!!
    Yes, ”Glup” is not a swear, children use that word mostly. 🙂

     
    • cather76

      February 9, 2012 at 4:04 pm

      haahahah… thanks… i know it means stupid but i thought fit better in with the swear words…

       
  8. Mario Gaborović

    February 13, 2012 at 11:54 pm

    Hey, Charles… There is some curses you’d hear rarely, but very unique. Like,

    Jebem ti prvi red na sahrani – I fuck the front row in your funeral
    Jebem ti seme – I fuck your lineage (it’s seed literally, but it’s about ancestors)
    Da bodga te majka u ćevapu prepoznala – Let your mother recognize you in the kebab
    Poližeš mi smrdljivu pičku – Lick my stinky pussy
    Tvoj ćale bolje da je izdrkao nego što je tebe napravio – It would be have been better that your dad jerked off than he made you

     
    • cather76

      February 16, 2012 at 3:00 am

      haahahahahah.. i got a kick out these… thanks buddy… 🙂

       
  9. Aleksandar Mitic

    April 7, 2012 at 5:35 am

    Well, you can actually build on a couple of “innocent” words and make them more harsh. Like, combining animals with cursing (quite often in Serbian conversation). For example (hehe):

    Some glupi – you stupid catfish
    Kravo luda – you crazy cow
    Kakav buzdovan od čoveka – what a mace of a man
    Klenu jedan – chub one
    Govedo glupo/odvratno (cattle stupid/disgusting)

    And the all famous one: STOKA OD ČOVEKA! hahaha (livestock of a man! – literal translation)

    Or you can do combinations like “Pizda li ti materina stoko odvratna!”. Ah, this is too much for me… 🙂

     
    • cather76

      April 13, 2012 at 9:26 pm

      hhahahhaha… great… i like the ability you guys have at creating them….. it seems like you can take anything and make a swear.. ahahah

       
  10. Aleksandar Mitic

    April 13, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Pretty much… 🙂

     
  11. Goran

    May 21, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Kurva means slut, whore
    Kucka is bitch

     
  12. made the mistake of falling in love with one

    June 28, 2012 at 10:43 pm

    : ~) good ones Mario, but I have to say the Croatians have more style: http://nawcom.com/swearing/croatian.htm

     
    • Milos

      September 2, 2012 at 5:22 am

      Croatian language is Serbian! 🙂 (just a bit modified to be a bit different)
      So- croatians use same serbian swearing

      My contribution: (stylish, for my brothers Croats)

      1. Poprdis mi ga = Fart on my dick (while I’m inside…)
      2. Pozdravi mamu (with a smile on face) = say hello to your mom (we all know how) 🙂
      3. Licis na mene = You look like me
      4. Look up and say “Vidi MIGA” and when opponent looks back to you – finger point at your dick = Look at that MIG (Russian military airplane) – but it also means Look at mine (Vidi MI ) and that “GA” refers to male gender… when opponent looks back and see your finger, pointing at your dick, it will “sound” like “Look at my dick”…

       
  13. lib

    January 27, 2013 at 12:07 am

    Does anyone know what joooj sta bi ja tebi uradio means?

     
  14. serbianteacher

    February 7, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    I don’t know the context so can’t tell you precisely – but it sounds really sexual 🙂 It literally means: “What would I do to you!” – as in “I want to do many things with you” (things here being a euphemism for sex). It is very likely that someone finds you (or whoever is the message for) very attractive :), but give me the context if you want a precise answer. Also the Serbian version should contain “bih” not “bi”.

     
  15. Nikola

    March 18, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    Hahahahah, i had a good laugh about it, thanks Charles 🙂 never realized how bad those curses sound untill i read them on english 😀 especially ‘go to your mother’s pussy’ ahahah serbian is fun

     
  16. NIkola Vlajkovic

    March 29, 2013 at 12:09 am

    ahahah epic

     
  17. bojan

    March 29, 2013 at 5:10 am

    Da bog da ti mrtav konj krvavim kurcem jebo sestru nad majcinim grobom this one is very nasty dude but some of my friends can say it and serbs would find that funy

     
    • Tay

      September 30, 2014 at 10:59 pm

      haha, de si tu cuo

       
    • Darko

      November 16, 2015 at 4:22 am

      It’s even longer: “Da bog da ti mrtav konj krvavim kurcem jebo sestru na majcinom grobu a ti sve to gledo iz invalidskih kolica”. I don’t really want to translate this 😀

       
  18. Srdjan

    June 8, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    🙂

     
  19. Sasa

    January 17, 2016 at 4:18 pm

    You gays are crazy. We have one that defies logic: “Jeb’o sam te kad te stignem.” – “I fucked you when I catch you.”

     
  20. RC Gomer

    January 27, 2017 at 10:02 pm

    Don’t know any nation, or language but Serbo-Croats and Serbo-Croatian whose profanity seem so mean, evil and badass in the same time!
    All others seem so nice and polite, comparing to them!
    People doesn’t say in vain ” If you wanna go there, first learn their profanity and then everything else”!
    “Where the fucking hell you’ve been so long, I do yer ma “,or “Gde si ti tako dugo, jebem ti kevu (mater,mamicu,mamu… etc)” is just one of an often, customary salutes of two fellas who ain’t see each other fer a long time!
    One web page is definately not enough for definition and meaning of a one single swear…it’s all depending of when and how you use it and then, the most important to whom you’re saying it!
    It’s all freaking profinatology!

     

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